Hong Kong John http://www.hongkongjohn.net Home of the best hummus in New York City. Tue, 19 May 2009 22:18:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 The Fight http://www.hongkongjohn.net/?p=299 http://www.hongkongjohn.net/?p=299#comments Tue, 19 May 2009 22:18:27 +0000 hongkongjohn http://www.hongkongjohn.net/?p=299

Bobby was giving me strategy tips, "See John what you do is dangada dangada dang."

Dic, one of the trainers.

Mouthguard or fake moustache, you decide.

Teelek is the man.

I only look so angry because I have my mouthguard in.

Michelle helps me stretch.

I call this the angry flamingo.

The tension builds.

Once again I didn't have my hands up.

Still don't have my hands up. Also those shorts make my stomach look fatter than it is I swear, the waist band pushes all the fat into one place.

That's a good look for me.

KEEP YOUR HANDS UP!

I think this was one of the few times I actually landed a punch.

I really should have kept my hands up.

My jaw hurt.

I didn't really get knocked silly, but I look like it in this picture.

Post fight head massage, you can kind of see the leg print on my chest from a big kick.

They gave me a bottle of cologne as a consolation prize, I guess that was there way of saying "you stink".

Battle wound

Which ones the dummy?

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Raymond likes coke

I don't know the girl on the left, but apparently she was hungry.

Hoping Bonaqua would sponsor me for my fight.

Me with the Birthday girl...when she saw the preview on the camera she told me how big my head was.

Ivy and some girl I don't know.

This is an awkward looking picture.

Darek is polish.

Raymond prefers the thumbs up to the Hong Kong V.

Dr. Gwen

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Koreans love soccer.

Koreans love coffee.

Koreans love darts.

Koreans love you to play dart with a little flair so I stuck my right hand out for a behind the back low five...it never came.

Koreans love when Americans lose at darts, sorry Zach it had to be one of us.

Koreans love action shots.

Koreans love the colors of fall.

Koreans love Budweiser.

Koreans love Zach.

Koreans love out of focus pictures.

Koreans love warning people about doing things like leaning against walls and falling through trap doors.

Koreans love yellow belts.

Koreans love creepy poses.

Koreans love big gates.

Koreans love hats with feathers.

Koreans love carrying flags.

Koreans love to play the shell.

Koreans love to leave price tags on mini-gongs.

Koreans love to wear big beads.

Koreans love re-enacting ancient traditions.

Koreans love bows and arrows.

Koreans love this guy.

Koreans love fake facial hair.

Koreans love glaring at you while you're taking in a re-enactment of the changing of the guard at a palace.

Koreans love posing for pictures in traditional clothing.

Koreans love not smiling for pictures.

Koreans love to dress Americans up in clothes that make them look like a pregnant woman while they carry a big stick.

Koreans love when you act tough.

Koreans love building new buildings around old buildings.

Koreans love corn dogs with french fries in the batter.

Koreans love when you take a picture of yourself.

Koreans love when you smile after eating their food.

Koreans love when you take a picture in the middle of a busy market with an awkward face while holding a corn dog.

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Koreans love this guy too, but my camera didn't as everytime he turned towards me the shot was out of focus.

Koreans love puffy pirate shirts.

Koreans love Jesus, well at least this one does.

Koreans love markets.

Koreans love pink towels.

Koreans love turtles.

Koreans love domes.

Koreans love buildings that looked ripped in half.

Koreans love green statues.

Koreans love anatomically correct statues.

Koreans love the thinker.

Koreans love driving.

Koreans love policemen.

Koreans love towers.

Koreans love green statues that think.

Koreans love minivans.

Koreans love Mr. Pizza.

Koreans love beverages.

Koreans love creepy alien kittens.

Koreans love pretending to squash you with their fingers.

Koreans love cool buildings.

Koreans love expensive outdoor clothing.

Koreans love bears.

Koreans love teenie weenie.

Koreans love mirrored buildings.

Koreans love El Paso.

Koreans love beer banners over windy streets.

Koreans love eating pork and apparently this pig thinks it's yummy too.

Koreans love walking down narrow streets in groups in an attempt to scare Americans traveling by themselves.

Koreans love club police.

Koreans love white cars.

Koreans love drums.

Koreans love weird old buildings.

Koreans love leaving art unprotected.

Koreans love alocholic pigs.

Koreans love drinking coffee while wearing flanel.

Koreans love misusing American slang.

Koreans love red mailboxes.

Koreans love Mr. Moustache.

Koreans love statues of seafood.

Koreans love when squids pat American tourists on the butt.

Koreans love stencils.

Koreans love graffiti murals.

Koreans love taking pictures of something twice, with and without flash.

Koreans love mis-spelling English words.

Koreans love the lack of public restrooms which cause tourists to be tempted to pee in dark graffiti filled alleys.

Koreans love watching you.

Koreans love ancient gates to the city.

Koreans love posing for pictures in the freezing cold.

Koreans love making tourists stand in the freezing cold to take pictures.

Koreans love when you make weird faces at the camera.

Koreans love sitting in the back of the bus.

Koreans love poorly shot pictures.

Koreans love old palaces.

Koreans love South Africans.

Koreans love animal statues with big noses.

Koreans love cute pony statues.

Koreans love rebuilt palaces.

Koreans love hot pink belts.

Koreans love Nike shoes.

South Koreans love it when you're “Sure”.

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South Koreans love throne rooms.

South Koreans love colorful patterns.

South Koreans love robes.

South Koreans love grumpy faces.

South Koreans love party rooms.

South Koreans love tiny boats.

South Koreans love concubines.

South Koreans love protecting concubines from peeping toms with spikes.

South Koreas love putting things in perspective.

South Koreans love flowers.

South Koreans love building things on islands.

South Koreans love pagodas.

South Koreans love pig soldiers.

South Koreans love rooster soldiers.

South Koreans love monkeys in maroon hoodies.

South Koreans love giving noogies.

South Koreans love laughing at Americans doing an impersonation of a monkey behind a monkey soldier statue.

South Koreans love awkward faces.

South Koreans love Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle references.

South Koreans love the Chinese Zodiac.

South Koreans love tall heels.

South Koreans love sheep with hammers.

South Koreans love patting statues on the head.

South Koreans love whittling.

South Koreans love sticking out their tongue for pictures.

South Koreans love statues.

South Koreans love riot police.

South Koreans love driving around ancient buildings.

South Koreans love the American Embassy so they protected it with a 12ft high fence and barbed wire.

South Koreans love rivers.

South Koreans love bridges.

South Koreans love sunny days.

South Koreans love red and white buses.

South Koreans love batting cages.

South Koreans love my swing.

South Koreans love forcing batters to look into the sun.

South Koreans love handcuffing batters.

South Koreans love yellow shirts.

South Koreans love aluminum bats.

South Koreans love watching cricket playing South Africans swing a baseball bat for the first time.

South Koreans love 1,000 won batting cages.

South Koreans love interesting looking art galleries.

South Koreans love wood and concrete.

South Koreans love giant forks.

South Koreans love having the only Starbucks with a sign on front in a language other than English.

South Koreans love taking pictures inside a bookstore.

South Koreans love backpacks with reflective safety strips.

South Koreans love Young Jin.

South Koreans love John Updike.

South Koreans love a gifted conversationalist.

South Koreans love a good cry.

South Koreans love a diaper wearing pugilist.

South Koreans love cell phones.

South Koreans love giant lizard statues.

South Koreans love stacks of crackers.

South Koreans love eating crackers.

South Koreans love polishing public statues.

South Koreans love a tank parade.

South Koreans love pretending to ride in a helicopter.

South Koreans love helicopters that look like bugs.

South Koreans love the helicopter display.

South Koreans love big speakers.

South Koreans love a lot of bass.

South Koreans love psychological operations.

South Koreans love cherry blossoms.

South Koreans love to stop and smell the flowers.

South Koreans love to make you take the same picture twice.

South Koreans love to pretend to operate anti aircraft guns.

South Koreans love big guns.

South Koreans love looking at missiles.

South Koreans love to pretend to stop missiles.

South Koreans love to give a backwards hug to large metal cylinders.

South Koreans love to think inside armoured troop transport vehicles.

South Koreans love howitzers.

South Koreans love “great victories”.

South Koreans love making children comfortable with the idea of being forced to serve in the army.

South Koreans love to sing when they're in the navy.

South Koreans love to play soccer tennis when they're in the marine corps.

South Koreans love indoor boats.

South Koreans love televisions on the outside of boats.

South Koreans love weird horse statues.

South Koreans love hexagonal clubs.

South Koreans love combining bostaffs with nunchucks to make the bochuck.

South Koreans love spears.

South Koreans love spears with razor blades.

South Koreans love stabbing people with tridents, is that blood?

South Koreans love Korean bottle rocket arrows.

South Koreans love arrow guns.

South Koreans love arrow muskets.

South Koreans love crazy sword hilts.

South Koreans love 6ft long swords.

South Koreans love faceless soldiers.

South Koreans love shooting laser guns.

South Koreans love taking dead aim.

South Koreans love a non-traditional grip on a fake weapon.

South Koreans love giant binoculars.

South Koreans love working spotlights.

South Koreans love talking on the phone.

South Koreans love driving fake ships.

South Koreans love pretending things are going horribly wrong.

South Koreans love pointing out enemies at sea.

South Koreans love a good laugh.

South Koreans love to wear their pants up high.

South Koreans love a nap.

South Koreans love demanding food.

South Koreans love punching people in the face.

South Koreans love to drop in to say hi.

South Koreans love soap on a metal stick.

South Koreans love not warning Americans how spicy the food they order is.

South Koreans love making Americans mouth feel like its on fire.

South Koreans love tiny chopsticks.

South Koreans love taking pictures of Americans in pain.

South Koreans love watching Americans sweat.

South Koreans love it when Americans lips feel like they're engulfed in flames.

South Koreans love not looking at the camera.

South Koreans love sneezing.

South Koreans love referring to hotdogs as sausages.

South Koreans love making Americans feel like they're going to die.

South Koreans love using their hands when they talk.

South Koreans love taking pictures of aftermaths.

South Koreans love chef E#()$*%@)(*%.

South Koreans love taking pictures using street side webcameras.

South Koreans love Seoul.

South Koreans love the Urban Hive.

South Koreans love indoor golf.

South Koreans love ugly golf swings.

South Koreans love beautiful golf swings.

South Koreans love pink golf balls.

South Koreans love big drives.

South Koreans love set ups.

South Koreans love intensity.

South Koreans love push slices.

South Koreans love aiming right with their feet and left with their shoulders.

South Koreans love a nice flop shot.

South Koreans love to putt for dough.

South Koreans love the automatic ball drop.

South Koreans love robot arms.

South Koreans love to look serious.

South Koreans love to birdie the last hole.

South Koreans love to take pictures of Americans.

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